A WET Review
I don’t know what I was thinking when I saw you that fateful Walmart night. You were elegant in your simplistic and modest design, carried yourself with dignity and poise; that’s probably what got me. But when I picked you up and brought you home, there was an immediate and nagging feeling: would you be worth it?
So today at the library…
I go to my usual sleeping chair(Ya I’ve claimed a chair to sleep in) and suddenly this scruffy looking black dude tells me “excuse me sir” and walks past with three people following him. Now normally I would have no care of something like this but the way he spoke to me made me think something was wrong. He had the voice of someone mental. Like he had discovered the truth and he had to spread his message… I could tell just by his voice and I debated if I should move or continue taking my nap. I figured this might be entertaining so I decided to stay.
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Memoirs of a Jobber
I just want to confirm what you may already know in your heart of hearts, the podcast may effectively be dead. I’ll be upfront and say this is all Long’s fault. After getting the “fire and brimstone” treatment on another podcast (about the 58 min mark, but listen to the whole thing since they’re quality people), he left the country. Not sure when he’ll be back, but we can’t podcast without him. Or the studio. On top of that, me and Dan aren’t on speaking terms and Al found employment. So yeah, it’s pretty much a wrap for the podcast.
For the record: I was against the podcast from the beginning and I’m the last one to turn off the lights. It sucks.
But as the only member of the Jobber Cartel with a semblance of a heart, I do have a parting gift to the faithful listeners and readers as a token for my appreciation. Here are some tidbits from my memoirs. Hope you get more enjoyment from them than I did experiencing them.
The Jobber Cartel Podcast – Season 2: Special!
Dan and Alvin agree to sit down and answer some questions regarding their new feud. Harsh words were exchanged.
The Jobber Cartel Podcast – Season 2: Episode 2
Alvin goes to ComicCon, Dan goes to Garlic-Con. Both tell stories. Addenda to the Brocode book, Alvin’s very first CD purchase, a call in, and crazy coworkers. It’s fun to do bad things /Latarian.
The Jobber Cartel Podcast – Season 2: Episode 1
A humongous episode. A crazy tone for the season is set. Listener awards, a Suckcheck without Alvin, deception chat, a contest that will have listeners going bananas, Listmania, and a call in from Listener of the Year. It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you.
The Jobber Cartel Podcast – Episode 14
The season finale! Long & Dan are back, and the crew talks about self-improvement, and things that were much better in the past. Also, Alvin makes a grave decision.
A life altering choice.
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The Jobber Cartel Podcast – Episode 13
The unlucky #13! Al tries to carry the burden of running a show alone as all of the J Cartel has left him high and dry. He has a little bit of help from his friends though. Also, a girl on the show? TERRIFIC!
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