Inappropriate Crushes

Al: On WikiHow, there’s actually an entry on “inappropriate crushes”. I find #3 poignant in this discussion:

“What will other people think – will they think more, or less of you? It’s not cool to try to steal your buddy’s girl. You might end up with her, but you will lose your friend. If you’re older, and the boy is a minor, you will be considered a cradle-robber – and on top of that, if you actually pursue that relationship into a sexual situation, you could be looking at jail. Sex with a minor is worse than inappropriate – it’s a crime. You may be feeling warm fuzzies when you look at that middle schooler, Mr. High School Sophomore, but if you think you can take a 12-year-old to the prom, think about how your peers will look at you. They’ll think you couldn’t get someone your own age – you had to go for someone a lot younger, not as savvy, not as sophisticated, and not as educated. That’s not a good way to be looked at by your peers. And it’s nothing compared to what the adults (especially her parents) will be thinking. On the flip side, imagine how strange it would look if you were the 12 year old asking out Mr. Sophomore.”

We at the Jobber Squard aren’t going to take your girl, but we’re probably going to freak you out.

With that said, I have a question for you, the reader:  Princess Jasmine, Cortana from the Halo series, and Hermione. Do you see a correlation?

If you do, step right on in and welcome to the land of inappropriate crushes.

Get To Know The Jobbercartel.com Staff – Long

Alvin: I jogged up the Eddy parking lot and through the gates to the basketball courts. There was a pickup game in the distance. Late again. When I get to the courts, Long is driving it toward the basket. Hard drive down the right baseline, sudden stop, pump fake and fadeaway. It goes in. Textbook. Well, revised textbook. Long Lim edition.

Get To Know The Jobbercartel.com Staff – Al

Long: Al and I go quite a ways back. I’d even go as far as to say that he was the first person I met who was my age when I moved to Sacramento thirteen years ago. And if not for that, I might have joined the ranks of the then burgeoning IVP (Insane Vietnamese Posse) gang or what would eventually become Team Xceed. I wanted to get that out of the way before I say anything else.

Get To Know The Jobbercartel.com Staff – Alvin

alvin: i think that was junior prom and i didnt go

al: didnt you buy a video card?
man that’s awful.

alvin: i did? instead of prom?

al: you were like its either prom or a video card and i was like are you kidding me?

alvin: i dont remember this